Here’s the rule. You go out, you see someone you like, you sleep together, probably never see him again. Or if you really like each other, then I guess you see him again. And again. And maybe you fall in love and you end up together. A quite attractive psychology professor talks to Sensa Nostra about she plays dangerous, against the dating rules. Her looks combined with her knowledge of male mentality become a dangerous weapon when it comes to flirting.
I just play along. I thought it was a matter of time before I met, you know, the so-called ONE; or that maybe I met the wrong people at the wrong places; or that it was just my life style at the moment, and when I wanted to get more serious, I would. Or maybe it’s just that all hot guys out there are extremely gullible.
I’ve never been in a committed relationship. I’ve never even slept with the same person more than five times. Some might say I am still young, some might say that I can never truly love and open myself to someone.
It doesn’t get me thinking at all. I grew up in a loving and caring family, I don’t have any abandonment issues, and no one has ever broken my heart, so no trust issues there. I am not a feminist and I am totally, one hundred percent straight. I love dick. I just treat boys like shit.
I’ve never fallen in love. I’ve never missed someone, I’ve never cried out of anything other than anger, never kissed anyone out of anything other than lust. I never had any butterflies in my stomach. No moral boundaries, no feelings of guilt. I don’t go out on dates; I don’t sleep over at someone’s place. Sure, I fuck strangers, but I don’t hug strangers, or call strangers the morning after. The whole process of getting someone into bed is really intriguing for me, but right after I sleep with him, I totally lose interest. The moment you start getting intimate, I run away.
I am a small talk expert and capable of massive lying. I’ve said “I love you” several times; I’ve cried and begged for forgiveness; sometimes I text people after-hours with poetry bullshit and vivid descriptions of deeper emotions, just to get laid. Works every time. I’ve read about eight hundred books so far, but I never fantasized about meeting my soul mate, or finding true, deep, unconditional love.
Once you express interest in me, I’ll bang you and disappear. But I won’t leave you alone. I’ll hit you back sometime, when I’m bored, or too lazy to hunt new prey, with irresistible means. No matter if sex was really good, or neutral, no matter if I liked you in a way or not. Just to get you into bed and then dump you again. Sometimes, I don’t even wanna fuck, I just want to satisfy my arrogant ego with your declaration of love. Of course I’ve met male players. And to be honest, they fall easier than innocent nerds.
You probably think that I am pathetic. That I am missing out all the important stuff. But am I? I assure you, I have the best time. Maybe I am missing out on tenderness and sharing… but have you ever considered everything you’ve been through, in your life-long quest for true love? How many times you got hurt, all those doubts and fears you had, how many times you felt weak and lonely? How many times your friends couldn’t take your whining break-up shit anymore? You’ll probably say it’s worth it, but I’ll say the same. You go for affection and intimacy, I go for confidence and challenges. Plus, it keeps me from resting my mind. I don’t believe I need another person to feel complete.
And yes, I am arrogant. I am beautiful and intelligent, great in bed, with great social skills, I have great friends, a great sense of humor, great educational background and luckily, I have a PhD in psychology which allows me to diagnose that I do not suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
I can manipulate people in any way you can imagine in order to satisfy my every desire. I can make you fall for me with minimum effort. I can make you want me in your bed right now, playing ‘who’s your daddy’, and have you making breakfast and buying me flowers in the morning. I never really felt that I needed to be with someone. In fact, I am so busy making my career dreams come true and having great times with my loved ones, that I can’t actually make time for a boyfriend in my life right now. Or ever. I don’t see why I have to go through all this unnecessary emotional hassle. If I wanna fuck, I’ll fuck. If I want you to cook me dinner and watch a movie, you will. If I want you to fuck me in the elevator right now, you will—even if that means cheating on your loving girlfriend upstairs. If I wanna convert you to a hetero just for a night, I will. But to get you there you’ll hear a hell of a lot of lies. I will promise you the world. I will make you believe that I am sent from above, that we are made for each other, and chances are good that you’re gonna want to marry me and grow old together.
And most likely, after a week of me not answering your calls, you’ll probably text me, thoroughly describing how little you think of me, calling me a slut and saying you never want to see me again. Believe me, if I want it, you will.